*WARNING*…Beware of this bird!
If you should spot one run, don’t walk, run as fast and as far as you can or cower under a bush if you can’t run. They are a nasty lot that would soon as chew off your face than say, ‘How do you do.’ But not to worry, they are not usually found in these parts. They reside in the Firelog Forest in the Whipple Wash Valley. We should be safe, but one never knows — Stranger than fiction things are happening all around us!